1 00:00:02,602 --> 00:00:06,039 [Frank] We all knew the risks when we signed up for this job. 2 00:00:07,140 --> 00:00:10,043 Every call is a dance on the knife's edge. 3 00:00:10,610 --> 00:00:12,479 So, why do we do this? 4 00:00:12,612 --> 00:00:14,147 We do it for love. 5 00:00:15,448 --> 00:00:16,983 For faith. 6 00:00:17,117 --> 00:00:18,451 And also... 7 00:00:20,587 --> 00:00:22,288 For money. 8 00:00:23,857 --> 00:00:25,425 Let's roll. 9 00:00:27,761 --> 00:00:29,429 [tires screech] 10 00:00:30,096 --> 00:00:32,732 [energetic music] 11 00:00:41,875 --> 00:00:43,610 We're here. Waiting on your signal. 12 00:00:45,779 --> 00:00:47,480 This place stinks of crime. 13 00:00:47,614 --> 00:00:48,515 Let's crack a window. 14 00:00:48,648 --> 00:00:49,416 That's a great line. 15 00:00:49,649 --> 00:00:51,618 Yeah, I heard him rehearse it in the truck. 16 00:00:57,991 --> 00:00:59,626 Nobody move! You're all... 17 00:01:01,027 --> 00:01:02,829 Absolutely adorable. 18 00:01:03,263 --> 00:01:05,498 [puppies barking] 19 00:01:05,632 --> 00:01:06,833 Come here, guys. 20 00:01:06,966 --> 00:01:08,635 Let's get you out of this puppy mill. 21 00:01:08,768 --> 00:01:10,403 Ah... watch your paws. 22 00:01:10,537 --> 00:01:12,272 I got a lot of glass in my beard. 23 00:01:12,405 --> 00:01:15,342 Gabby, Joey, Purnell, and... 24 00:01:15,775 --> 00:01:16,976 I will name you all later. 25 00:01:17,110 --> 00:01:19,446 Backs against the wall, now. Nobody move! 26 00:01:21,014 --> 00:01:22,549 [Victoria] A pig in a puppy mill? 27 00:01:22,682 --> 00:01:24,617 What kind of sick genetic hybrids 28 00:01:24,751 --> 00:01:25,752 are you trying to create? 29 00:01:25,885 --> 00:01:27,153 It's not like that. 30 00:01:27,287 --> 00:01:29,356 The-the pig keeps the puppies calm. 31 00:01:30,156 --> 00:01:31,624 You wanted to play God? 32 00:01:31,925 --> 00:01:33,560 Well, now you're gonna pay! 33 00:01:33,693 --> 00:01:38,198 A $63 citation for operating an unlicensed breeding facility. 34 00:01:38,331 --> 00:01:39,933 And there's something else you should know. 35 00:01:40,333 --> 00:01:43,536 There's a $5 convenience fee for paying with credit card. 36 00:01:47,640 --> 00:01:49,242 Who are you guys? 37 00:01:51,177 --> 00:01:52,379 We are... 38 00:01:53,046 --> 00:01:54,914 - Frank and Shred. - Animal Control. 39 00:01:55,582 --> 00:01:57,650 Sorry. Give me another chance. I'll nail it. 40 00:01:57,784 --> 00:02:01,254 ♪ [vocalizing] ♪ 41 00:02:27,914 --> 00:02:29,949 ♪ 42 00:02:30,884 --> 00:02:33,353 What saint did I punch in the face in a previous life 43 00:02:33,486 --> 00:02:35,088 to deserve Templeton as a boss? 44 00:02:35,221 --> 00:02:36,189 The worst. 45 00:02:36,322 --> 00:02:37,390 What kind of a monster makes you 46 00:02:37,524 --> 00:02:39,059 clean grooming drains on the weekend? 47 00:02:39,192 --> 00:02:40,026 There was so much hair. 48 00:02:40,226 --> 00:02:42,095 It was like when I shared a shower in a hostel 49 00:02:42,228 --> 00:02:43,063 in Eastern Europe. 50 00:02:43,229 --> 00:02:44,764 - [pig squeals] - Why's your handbag screaming? 51 00:02:44,898 --> 00:02:46,766 I picked up this little guy at the puppy mill raid. 52 00:02:46,900 --> 00:02:49,202 I think it's imprinted on me and like, it's cute, 53 00:02:49,336 --> 00:02:50,070 but also really annoying. 54 00:02:50,203 --> 00:02:52,272 Oh, hey! Here's the beautiful couple 55 00:02:52,405 --> 00:02:54,607 whose illicit romance got us into this hell. 56 00:02:54,741 --> 00:02:56,743 I know I don't technically work here right now, 57 00:02:56,876 --> 00:02:57,944 just dropping Shred off. 58 00:02:58,078 --> 00:02:59,979 And I also made you guys some scones. 59 00:03:00,113 --> 00:03:01,514 - Yay! - I know you guys love them. 60 00:03:01,648 --> 00:03:03,283 - Save it for later. - Yeah. 61 00:03:03,416 --> 00:03:05,085 Today's flavor, triple cranberries, 62 00:03:05,218 --> 00:03:06,786 after my boyfriend's favorite band. 63 00:03:06,920 --> 00:03:09,689 Yes, and take it from me, this flavor will also linger. 64 00:03:09,823 --> 00:03:11,257 This is just the kind of creativity 65 00:03:11,391 --> 00:03:13,526 I can access now that I have so much free time. 66 00:03:13,660 --> 00:03:15,762 As much as I love your journey of self-discovery, 67 00:03:15,895 --> 00:03:16,763 when are you coming back? 68 00:03:16,930 --> 00:03:19,165 My lady's suspension hearing is in four weeks. 69 00:03:19,299 --> 00:03:21,368 What? Oh, that's way too long. 70 00:03:21,501 --> 00:03:23,136 No, I need Templeton to quit. 71 00:03:23,269 --> 00:03:25,271 Maybe we set up a honeypot trap. 72 00:03:25,405 --> 00:03:27,007 Victoria, you get all tarted up, 73 00:03:27,140 --> 00:03:28,541 we catch him in an HR violation. 74 00:03:28,675 --> 00:03:30,643 I think we just caught you in an HR violation. 75 00:03:30,777 --> 00:03:33,313 Fine, I'll go it alone. Old school. 76 00:03:33,446 --> 00:03:35,248 I'll undermine his authority at every turn 77 00:03:35,382 --> 00:03:37,150 until he goes insane and then quits. 78 00:03:37,283 --> 00:03:39,019 That's kinda what you always do with a boss. 79 00:03:39,152 --> 00:03:40,820 No, this is Frank Plus. Ad free. 80 00:03:40,954 --> 00:03:43,189 No, Frank, you need to get along with Templeton 81 00:03:43,323 --> 00:03:44,758 and play ball until I can come back 82 00:03:44,891 --> 00:03:45,725 and run the precinct again. 83 00:03:45,859 --> 00:03:47,427 - Hopefully. - [Frank] I make no promises. 84 00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:49,429 For this is the time upon us 85 00:03:49,562 --> 00:03:51,898 when all good men must look inside-- 86 00:03:52,032 --> 00:03:53,867 [bagpipes playing] 87 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:55,502 I was just getting started. 88 00:03:56,436 --> 00:03:58,505 Morning meeting in one minute. 89 00:03:58,638 --> 00:03:59,572 Uh-oh! 90 00:03:59,773 --> 00:04:02,275 Men, watch your back! Sexual predator on the premises. 91 00:04:02,409 --> 00:04:03,576 Can you not call me that, please? 92 00:04:03,710 --> 00:04:05,578 'Cause I'm just in a consensual, 93 00:04:05,712 --> 00:04:08,748 albeit currently litigated, romantic relationship. 94 00:04:08,882 --> 00:04:12,318 Okay, everyone inside, unless you've been suspended. 95 00:04:12,452 --> 00:04:13,920 Okay. That's me. 96 00:04:14,054 --> 00:04:15,321 Um, okay. I'm-I'm going. 97 00:04:15,455 --> 00:04:17,457 - [Victoria] Bye. - You don't have to play me off. 98 00:04:17,590 --> 00:04:19,292 This is not the Tony Awards. 99 00:04:19,426 --> 00:04:21,461 It's sad clown music 'cause you're a sad clown. 100 00:04:21,594 --> 00:04:23,196 I'm not a sad clown, Templeton. 101 00:04:23,329 --> 00:04:24,898 I'm just a woman. 102 00:04:25,165 --> 00:04:27,033 First time I felt bad for a trash can. 103 00:04:27,167 --> 00:04:28,601 I can't even get the pig to eat it! 104 00:04:28,735 --> 00:04:30,370 - [pig squeals] - I'm sorry, baby. 105 00:04:30,737 --> 00:04:32,739 Hey, did you try one of Emily's scones? 106 00:04:32,872 --> 00:04:36,109 You know I only eat these when Emily is looking at me. 107 00:04:36,242 --> 00:04:37,911 You'll be fine here, okay? 108 00:04:38,044 --> 00:04:40,080 Happy Monday morning, everyone. 109 00:04:40,213 --> 00:04:42,215 I hope you had an enjoyable weekend. 110 00:04:42,349 --> 00:04:43,817 We were here snaking the drains. 111 00:04:43,950 --> 00:04:44,718 Outstanding. 112 00:04:44,851 --> 00:04:46,820 You also may be wondering why I have 113 00:04:46,953 --> 00:04:48,021 such a big smile on my face. 114 00:04:48,188 --> 00:04:50,757 No, but I am wondering if they took your braces off too early. 115 00:04:50,890 --> 00:04:52,726 Cool your beans, Frank. Cool your beans. 116 00:04:52,859 --> 00:04:54,861 It's because my new seagrass rug has been delivered. 117 00:04:54,994 --> 00:04:56,629 So, if there's any one-on-ones in my office, 118 00:04:56,763 --> 00:04:58,531 I will be insisting you remove your shoes. 119 00:04:58,665 --> 00:04:59,866 Especially you, Victoria. 120 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:00,934 I'd rather chop my feet off. 121 00:05:01,067 --> 00:05:03,003 - I'm sorry, I didn't hear that. - Uh, nothing. 122 00:05:03,136 --> 00:05:04,137 - Shoes off. Got it. - [snorting] 123 00:05:04,337 --> 00:05:07,407 But it's not just about me and my awesome new boss stuff. 124 00:05:07,540 --> 00:05:08,441 It's also about you, too. 125 00:05:08,641 --> 00:05:11,244 That's why I'm instituting an update to the uniform. 126 00:05:11,378 --> 00:05:13,246 A new utility belt. 127 00:05:13,380 --> 00:05:15,648 Daisy here is gonna give you a little spiel. 128 00:05:15,782 --> 00:05:17,984 - [Daisy] Mm-hmm. - That looks a little heavy. 129 00:05:18,118 --> 00:05:19,119 It really isn't. 130 00:05:19,252 --> 00:05:21,388 This belt has everything. 131 00:05:21,521 --> 00:05:23,656 Binoculars. Medical gloves. 132 00:05:23,790 --> 00:05:26,493 Oh, a tiny screwdriver and a roadkill spatula. 133 00:05:26,626 --> 00:05:27,594 But most importantly, 134 00:05:27,794 --> 00:05:32,032 it has the revised edition of the Employee Handbook. 135 00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:33,667 A new foreword by yours truly. 136 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:35,602 Just basically my origin story. 137 00:05:35,735 --> 00:05:36,770 Hey, uh... 138 00:05:37,237 --> 00:05:38,405 - Can I see that? - Yeah, of course. 139 00:05:38,538 --> 00:05:40,306 Inspirational quotes. Salty anecdotes. 140 00:05:40,440 --> 00:05:41,241 If you're a delicate reader, 141 00:05:41,408 --> 00:05:43,043 you might wanna skip the Montreal section. 142 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:44,711 Yeah. Interesting. 143 00:05:46,279 --> 00:05:47,480 [gasps] 144 00:05:50,417 --> 00:05:52,552 Wow! That's insubordination. 145 00:05:52,952 --> 00:05:54,954 So, now you will all have to skip lunch 146 00:05:55,088 --> 00:05:57,891 and express the anal glands of the sheep we picked up 147 00:05:58,024 --> 00:05:59,025 at the petting zoo. 148 00:05:59,159 --> 00:05:59,959 - What? - No! 149 00:06:00,093 --> 00:06:01,895 You can thank your buddy Frank for that. 150 00:06:02,429 --> 00:06:03,797 Aw, Frank! 151 00:06:03,930 --> 00:06:04,798 Shaw. In my office. 152 00:06:04,931 --> 00:06:06,833 Yeah, I got some stuff to say to you, too. 153 00:06:06,966 --> 00:06:08,968 Ah-da-da-da-da. Your boots. Your boots. 154 00:06:09,102 --> 00:06:11,037 - Wait, are you serious? - As a heart attack. 155 00:06:11,171 --> 00:06:12,572 Boots comin' off. 156 00:06:12,706 --> 00:06:14,941 Out of respect for the craftsmanship of the rug, 157 00:06:15,075 --> 00:06:16,676 not your leadership. 158 00:06:19,045 --> 00:06:20,413 All right, let's do this. 159 00:06:20,547 --> 00:06:22,148 Oh, sorry. We'll have to do this later. 160 00:06:22,282 --> 00:06:24,050 Some boss stuff came up. 161 00:06:24,184 --> 00:06:25,285 I just took my boots off. 162 00:06:25,418 --> 00:06:26,686 You did. 163 00:06:33,893 --> 00:06:35,695 [chuckles] Okay. 164 00:06:35,829 --> 00:06:36,796 Hey. 165 00:06:37,464 --> 00:06:38,665 Bye-bye. 166 00:06:39,299 --> 00:06:40,333 Okay. 167 00:06:40,467 --> 00:06:41,935 Do you want this door open or closed? 168 00:06:42,068 --> 00:06:43,670 - Open's fine. - Okay. 169 00:06:45,438 --> 00:06:47,374 Oh. So sorry. That's terrible. 170 00:06:47,507 --> 00:06:48,742 - What? - No, I wish... 171 00:06:48,875 --> 00:06:50,310 we had a choice, but we don't. 172 00:06:50,443 --> 00:06:52,512 Mm-hmm. I love you too, baby. 173 00:06:54,481 --> 00:06:56,082 I just got the most amazing news. 174 00:06:56,216 --> 00:06:57,217 My mother-in-law is sick. 175 00:06:57,350 --> 00:06:58,151 She was right! 176 00:06:58,351 --> 00:07:00,120 You marrying Maya will be the death of her. 177 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:01,654 No, she's gonna pull through. 178 00:07:01,788 --> 00:07:02,822 She's gotta have surgery. 179 00:07:03,023 --> 00:07:05,225 So, Maya's gonna take the kids to India, help her recover! 180 00:07:05,358 --> 00:07:07,360 No kids? Wow! 181 00:07:07,494 --> 00:07:09,129 Whatever will you complain about? 182 00:07:09,262 --> 00:07:10,230 I have no idea. 183 00:07:10,363 --> 00:07:11,598 I'm sure you'll find something. 184 00:07:11,731 --> 00:07:13,967 Frank's calling a meeting on the secret channel. 185 00:07:15,535 --> 00:07:17,537 - The goat's in the meadow. - Nice. 186 00:07:17,671 --> 00:07:20,073 The cow is in the corn. 187 00:07:20,206 --> 00:07:21,241 Line secure, proceed. 188 00:07:21,374 --> 00:07:22,776 Oh... I'll proceed. 189 00:07:22,909 --> 00:07:25,345 Frank couldn't be chill and I missed my lunch. 190 00:07:25,478 --> 00:07:26,646 That I will not abide. 191 00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:28,381 This is all part of Templeton's plan. 192 00:07:28,515 --> 00:07:29,783 He wants us to turn on each other. 193 00:07:29,916 --> 00:07:32,085 Oh, no. Don't worry, we're not. We're turning on you. 194 00:07:32,218 --> 00:07:33,887 Yeah, and Emily was very clear. 195 00:07:34,020 --> 00:07:36,623 She said to keep our heads down until her suspension is over. 196 00:07:36,756 --> 00:07:37,757 Well, Emily's not here. 197 00:07:37,991 --> 00:07:40,493 She's at the quarry sourcing new ingredients for her scones. 198 00:07:40,627 --> 00:07:41,561 I'm just going to say it. 199 00:07:41,761 --> 00:07:43,530 I think you're taking this a little too personally. 200 00:07:43,663 --> 00:07:44,998 This is not about me. 201 00:07:45,131 --> 00:07:46,166 None of us should feel good 202 00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:47,500 about where our hands were at lunch. 203 00:07:47,634 --> 00:07:49,002 He's right, everything with Templeton 204 00:07:49,135 --> 00:07:49,903 is getting out of hand. 205 00:07:50,036 --> 00:07:51,638 He started timing our bathroom breaks. 206 00:07:51,771 --> 00:07:54,140 No, he's not timing our bathroom breaks. What? 207 00:07:54,541 --> 00:07:55,675 Is-is that just me? 208 00:07:55,809 --> 00:07:57,777 He's an intolerable perv who has to go. 209 00:07:57,911 --> 00:07:59,546 But I can't make him quit on my own. 210 00:07:59,679 --> 00:08:02,449 We've gotta present a united front of insubordination. 211 00:08:02,582 --> 00:08:03,817 For this is the time upon us 212 00:08:03,950 --> 00:08:06,286 when all good men must reach down deep-- 213 00:08:06,419 --> 00:08:07,854 Oh, shut up! 214 00:08:07,987 --> 00:08:09,055 Fine, I'll do it. 215 00:08:09,189 --> 00:08:11,291 I got a bad feeling in my stomach about this, but... 216 00:08:11,424 --> 00:08:13,593 that might be the scones. I'm in. 217 00:08:13,727 --> 00:08:15,562 Sorry, Templeton, he's really not timing 218 00:08:15,695 --> 00:08:17,330 anybody else in the bathroom? Just me? 219 00:08:17,464 --> 00:08:18,631 Nope. 220 00:08:18,998 --> 00:08:20,000 I'm in. 221 00:08:20,533 --> 00:08:22,068 I figured out what I wanna do first 222 00:08:22,202 --> 00:08:23,570 with my two months of freedom. 223 00:08:23,703 --> 00:08:24,704 I'll tell you what it is. 224 00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:26,606 In a-one, a-two, a-one, two, three! 225 00:08:26,740 --> 00:08:28,408 - It's drums? - It's drums. 226 00:08:28,541 --> 00:08:29,843 I've always wanted to hit the high hat, 227 00:08:29,976 --> 00:08:31,277 but my parents wouldn't let me. 228 00:08:31,411 --> 00:08:32,679 Then my babies didn't let me. 229 00:08:32,812 --> 00:08:34,147 See, my family, they've always been 230 00:08:34,280 --> 00:08:35,749 my greatest obstacle to joy. 231 00:08:36,916 --> 00:08:38,018 Until now. 232 00:08:38,151 --> 00:08:39,085 Wow. 233 00:08:39,419 --> 00:08:40,754 Purchased. 234 00:08:42,088 --> 00:08:43,089 Quiet! He's coming! 235 00:08:43,223 --> 00:08:44,457 How are those glands? 236 00:08:44,591 --> 00:08:46,159 Are the sheep all smiling? 237 00:08:46,292 --> 00:08:47,193 We're good to go, boss. 238 00:08:47,327 --> 00:08:48,261 That's the spirit. 239 00:08:48,428 --> 00:08:50,497 Keep it up and I might reward you with some high tea 240 00:08:50,630 --> 00:08:51,931 in the boss's office. 241 00:08:52,065 --> 00:08:53,099 Oh, I'd like that. 242 00:08:53,233 --> 00:08:54,200 Okay. 243 00:08:58,972 --> 00:08:59,973 Ahh! 244 00:09:00,106 --> 00:09:01,241 [sheep bleating] 245 00:09:02,342 --> 00:09:03,677 My seagrass! 246 00:09:04,611 --> 00:09:06,713 [chuckling] 247 00:09:07,914 --> 00:09:10,316 What happened, did the sheep not take their shoes off? 248 00:09:10,450 --> 00:09:11,518 Of course it's you. 249 00:09:11,651 --> 00:09:13,086 Having fun with the new boss. 250 00:09:13,219 --> 00:09:14,354 Razzing El Jefe. 251 00:09:14,487 --> 00:09:15,388 Is that the best you got? 252 00:09:15,555 --> 00:09:17,524 Oh, you better find the cool side of the pillow 253 00:09:17,657 --> 00:09:19,325 because your nightmare has just begun. 254 00:09:19,459 --> 00:09:20,760 I'm not gonna rest until you quit. 255 00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:22,595 I guess you're gonna learn the hard way. 256 00:09:22,729 --> 00:09:24,497 You don't come between a man and his rug. 257 00:09:24,631 --> 00:09:26,599 I have watched and heard you eat spaghetti. 258 00:09:26,733 --> 00:09:28,101 There's nothing you can do to hurt me. 259 00:09:28,768 --> 00:09:29,969 Are you sure about that? 260 00:09:30,770 --> 00:09:32,305 'Cause your dream call just came in. 261 00:09:32,439 --> 00:09:36,109 The Seattle Seahawks' mascot has escaped to Pocket Beach. 262 00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:38,244 Wait. 263 00:09:39,112 --> 00:09:39,946 Taima is missing? 264 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:41,881 It's real! Adam Schefter reporting. 265 00:09:42,015 --> 00:09:43,817 It's the kinda call you wait your whole career for. 266 00:09:43,950 --> 00:09:45,618 A chance to buddy up with Seahawks players. 267 00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:46,553 Season tickets. 268 00:09:46,753 --> 00:09:48,521 Maybe become the practice squad long snapper 269 00:09:48,655 --> 00:09:50,490 and get subbed in last-second in the Super Bowl? 270 00:09:50,623 --> 00:09:52,926 Ah, too bad I already gave the call to Daisy. 271 00:09:53,059 --> 00:09:54,828 Eh. She'll appreciate the perks. 272 00:09:54,961 --> 00:09:58,231 Listen, we... both got heated here. 273 00:09:58,365 --> 00:09:59,499 Too late. 274 00:09:59,632 --> 00:10:00,867 You lost the call. 275 00:10:02,002 --> 00:10:03,003 You know what? 276 00:10:03,303 --> 00:10:04,304 You're right. 277 00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:07,741 I'll help you clean the rug. 278 00:10:08,308 --> 00:10:09,876 Okay. Thank you. 279 00:10:10,543 --> 00:10:11,544 Hey, where are you going? 280 00:10:11,678 --> 00:10:12,645 Play action pass! 281 00:10:12,779 --> 00:10:13,847 I don't recognize your authority! 282 00:10:13,980 --> 00:10:16,016 Get back here! That's a direct order! 283 00:10:20,820 --> 00:10:22,288 Stand down, Daisy! 284 00:10:22,422 --> 00:10:23,390 This bird is mine. 285 00:10:23,523 --> 00:10:24,958 Templeton said I was getting the bird. 286 00:10:25,091 --> 00:10:27,293 I don't care what that bag of yogurt has to say. 287 00:10:27,427 --> 00:10:28,461 And you shouldn't either. 288 00:10:28,595 --> 00:10:30,130 Your friendship is unnatural. 289 00:10:30,430 --> 00:10:31,364 Nuh-uh! 290 00:10:31,564 --> 00:10:34,300 You are not wearing your regulation uniform utility belt. 291 00:10:34,434 --> 00:10:35,402 Don't need it. 292 00:10:35,535 --> 00:10:36,770 Don't need a damn thing. 293 00:10:37,404 --> 00:10:38,605 Actually... 294 00:10:38,738 --> 00:10:39,706 I need my net. 295 00:10:39,839 --> 00:10:41,074 And sunglasses, too. 296 00:10:41,207 --> 00:10:42,275 Maybe some water. 297 00:10:42,409 --> 00:10:43,476 You know, and some gum. 298 00:10:43,610 --> 00:10:44,577 Ugh! 299 00:10:44,711 --> 00:10:46,046 What the hell? 300 00:10:46,179 --> 00:10:46,880 Where's the latch? 301 00:10:47,013 --> 00:10:47,914 It's hidden for your safety. 302 00:10:48,114 --> 00:10:49,983 Should've paid attention during our belt tutorial. 303 00:10:50,116 --> 00:10:52,285 - It's so tight! - It should be. 304 00:10:52,419 --> 00:10:54,054 [bird cries] 305 00:10:58,491 --> 00:10:59,626 Taima. 306 00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:02,696 [Victoria] At least with Frank and Templeton at war, 307 00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:04,064 we finally get lunch. 308 00:11:04,197 --> 00:11:05,365 [pig snorts] 309 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:06,466 [phone pings] 310 00:11:06,599 --> 00:11:08,468 Oh, just calm down. Calm down! 311 00:11:09,135 --> 00:11:11,171 - Oh, God. - Is that Emily? Don't lie. 312 00:11:11,304 --> 00:11:13,106 She's bringing in a mid-day scone basket. 313 00:11:13,239 --> 00:11:14,507 - No. - Let me tell you something. 314 00:11:14,641 --> 00:11:15,508 You need to make her stop. 315 00:11:15,642 --> 00:11:17,243 I don't know what that is, but it's not food. 316 00:11:17,377 --> 00:11:18,912 Can one of you guys convince Emily that 317 00:11:19,045 --> 00:11:20,380 I have an eating disorder? 318 00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:22,215 [Emily] I'm back! 319 00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:24,017 Someone got inspired. 320 00:11:24,150 --> 00:11:26,019 Okay, guys, she's really into the baking thing, 321 00:11:26,152 --> 00:11:27,354 and she needs this right now. 322 00:11:27,487 --> 00:11:28,488 And who knows, 323 00:11:28,621 --> 00:11:29,756 maybe this batch could be delicious. 324 00:11:29,889 --> 00:11:30,890 Stop lying to yourself. 325 00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:32,392 It's a new relationship, Victoria. 326 00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:33,960 I just started lying to myself. 327 00:11:34,094 --> 00:11:35,261 Hello! 328 00:11:35,395 --> 00:11:36,629 - Hey! - Hey. 329 00:11:36,763 --> 00:11:37,897 - It's scone time again. - Oh! 330 00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:39,766 - Hi, baby. - Scone time. 331 00:11:39,899 --> 00:11:41,134 I'm calling this one The Shred. 332 00:11:41,267 --> 00:11:43,770 Because you love olive bread and you love blueberries. 333 00:11:43,903 --> 00:11:45,005 What did you do? 334 00:11:45,138 --> 00:11:47,040 - Just try one. - Uh, maybe later. 335 00:11:47,173 --> 00:11:49,109 No, now! I wanna see your face. 336 00:11:49,342 --> 00:11:50,744 - Okay. - Okay. 337 00:11:51,745 --> 00:11:53,246 Here's the thing. 338 00:11:55,348 --> 00:11:56,516 What? 339 00:11:58,451 --> 00:12:00,620 I'm just really excited to try one of these right now. 340 00:12:00,754 --> 00:12:01,454 Aww. 341 00:12:01,654 --> 00:12:03,056 Baby, that's so sweet. You really are. 342 00:12:03,189 --> 00:12:04,691 - You're, like, shaking. - Mm-hmm. 343 00:12:04,824 --> 00:12:06,659 Frank's mutiny needs to be punished. 344 00:12:06,793 --> 00:12:08,528 Get me a list of all the dogs with rotten mouth. 345 00:12:08,661 --> 00:12:10,030 All right. Okay. 346 00:12:10,163 --> 00:12:12,165 Okay. Um, that was a close call. 347 00:12:12,298 --> 00:12:13,566 Um, I-I better go. 348 00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:15,035 Thank God. Really, you sure? 349 00:12:15,168 --> 00:12:17,070 Patel, will you take a video of him eating it, though? 350 00:12:17,203 --> 00:12:18,705 I just, I really wanna know what you think. 351 00:12:18,838 --> 00:12:20,273 - Okay. - Call me. 352 00:12:20,974 --> 00:12:24,411 I'm not gonna let Templeton's stupid belt slow me down. 353 00:12:26,379 --> 00:12:29,949 I'm dropping ballast like the brave men of Apollo 13. 354 00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:31,885 You're kicking sand on me! 355 00:12:33,153 --> 00:12:33,987 [caws] 356 00:12:34,187 --> 00:12:37,524 It is an honor to capture a Super Bowl champion. 357 00:12:38,692 --> 00:12:40,060 [caws] 358 00:12:43,830 --> 00:12:46,032 Please tell me that's me from the future. 359 00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:48,935 [evil laughter] 360 00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:50,904 Surf's up, Frank! 361 00:12:51,671 --> 00:12:53,540 Life's a beach. 362 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:57,177 My, how the tides have turned. 363 00:12:57,310 --> 00:12:58,545 Oh, just pick one. 364 00:12:58,678 --> 00:12:59,713 Surf's up. 365 00:12:59,846 --> 00:13:01,448 Hurry up. I'm not maternal. 366 00:13:01,581 --> 00:13:03,049 I'm not gonna hold your hand. 367 00:13:03,717 --> 00:13:04,718 Oh, my God. 368 00:13:04,851 --> 00:13:06,686 Is that a dog grooming bandana? 369 00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:08,421 'Cause you don't even have drums yet. 370 00:13:09,856 --> 00:13:11,458 Dress for the hobby you want. 371 00:13:11,991 --> 00:13:14,294 Stop! I feel sorry for you. 372 00:13:14,427 --> 00:13:16,730 Hey. Sorry, uh, could you help me out here? 373 00:13:16,863 --> 00:13:18,965 I heard there's a big puppy adoption going on. 374 00:13:19,099 --> 00:13:21,067 Sorry. We're fresh out, so... 375 00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:26,740 However, if you would like something equally as adorable 376 00:13:26,873 --> 00:13:29,209 and currently just as small, right now. 377 00:13:29,342 --> 00:13:30,310 I do have this guy. 378 00:13:31,077 --> 00:13:32,078 Aww. 379 00:13:32,445 --> 00:13:33,880 Uh, are these easy pets? 380 00:13:34,014 --> 00:13:34,848 Yes. Very easy. 381 00:13:35,015 --> 00:13:38,051 They sleep... all day and eat your garbage. 382 00:13:38,184 --> 00:13:39,619 You know what? I'm gonna let you... 383 00:13:39,753 --> 00:13:40,720 hold him, because-- 384 00:13:40,854 --> 00:13:42,288 Look at you guys! [pig squeals] 385 00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:43,490 That's a good sound. He's super excited. 386 00:13:43,690 --> 00:13:46,059 I'm gonna go get that adoption paperwork for you to fill out. 387 00:13:46,192 --> 00:13:47,360 - Yeah? Mm-hmm. - Yeah. 388 00:13:47,627 --> 00:13:49,462 [pig squeals] 389 00:13:49,729 --> 00:13:50,897 [caws] 390 00:13:51,031 --> 00:13:52,499 [Frank] Hey, Roman! 391 00:13:52,632 --> 00:13:53,633 Hand over the bird. 392 00:13:53,767 --> 00:13:55,301 I'm on official Animal Control business. 393 00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:57,170 That's funny. That's why I'm here, too. 394 00:13:57,303 --> 00:13:58,571 I don't know if you saw my Insta, 395 00:13:58,705 --> 00:14:01,408 but I'm starting my own private animal control company. 396 00:14:01,541 --> 00:14:03,443 Look, if you wanna become me, I recommend starting with 397 00:14:03,576 --> 00:14:05,745 a trip overseas for leg lengthening surgery. 398 00:14:05,879 --> 00:14:07,580 Not everything's about you, Frank. 399 00:14:07,714 --> 00:14:09,649 There's a lot of untapped money in your industry. 400 00:14:09,783 --> 00:14:10,717 Okay, just give me the bird. 401 00:14:10,917 --> 00:14:13,053 You can't just start your own animal control company. 402 00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:15,255 - You need-- - State of the art drones? 403 00:14:15,388 --> 00:14:16,656 Driverless trucks? 404 00:14:17,257 --> 00:14:18,291 Ta-da! 405 00:14:18,425 --> 00:14:19,793 Sick sunbrella headwear. 406 00:14:19,926 --> 00:14:23,196 [chuckles] My startup is going to be sleek, 407 00:14:23,329 --> 00:14:25,799 tech-driven and innovation forward. 408 00:14:26,466 --> 00:14:28,068 Look, I can save you a bunch of time 409 00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:29,669 and just set your money on fire. 410 00:14:30,770 --> 00:14:31,905 Pax Romana. 411 00:14:32,038 --> 00:14:33,673 So, you've besmirched the Latin language 412 00:14:33,807 --> 00:14:35,642 and the memory of Emperor Augustus. 413 00:14:35,775 --> 00:14:37,744 Your world's about to get very dark. 414 00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:40,547 Just like yours, every time you put on an adult-size hat? 415 00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:41,681 Car? 416 00:14:41,815 --> 00:14:42,716 Please take me to where 417 00:14:42,849 --> 00:14:44,451 the Seahawks do their rehearsals. 418 00:14:44,851 --> 00:14:46,286 Jealous? 419 00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:47,854 Veni, vidi, vici! 420 00:14:47,987 --> 00:14:50,290 Drone, follow and record. 421 00:14:52,359 --> 00:14:54,327 Hey, was this plastic rake on your belt? 422 00:14:54,461 --> 00:14:56,162 Or did I just steal from a kid? 423 00:14:59,699 --> 00:15:01,668 - You! - Oh, don't you "you" me. 424 00:15:01,801 --> 00:15:03,003 Your pudgy little finger. 425 00:15:03,136 --> 00:15:04,771 I just lost the most important bird in my life. 426 00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:07,841 Daisy said you let a private animal control company best you. 427 00:15:07,974 --> 00:15:10,076 It's not a real company. It was just Roman. 428 00:15:10,210 --> 00:15:12,012 And I would've caught Taima if you hadn't made me 429 00:15:12,145 --> 00:15:13,847 wear a Home Depot around my waist. 430 00:15:13,980 --> 00:15:15,382 Come on, Roman's had a jump on you ever since 431 00:15:15,515 --> 00:15:17,717 your sheep insurrection plan fizzled. 432 00:15:17,851 --> 00:15:19,452 History will be kind. 433 00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:20,620 It was symbolic. 434 00:15:20,754 --> 00:15:21,888 It got its message across. 435 00:15:22,022 --> 00:15:23,390 - Which was? - Your rules... 436 00:15:23,523 --> 00:15:26,226 like you buying birth control, are sad and pointless. 437 00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:28,595 You know your rank insubordination is the rot 438 00:15:28,728 --> 00:15:29,763 at the heart of this precinct. 439 00:15:29,896 --> 00:15:32,098 Somebody needs to do something about you. 440 00:15:32,232 --> 00:15:33,500 I'd like to see somebody try. 441 00:15:33,633 --> 00:15:34,734 Well, somebody's about to. 442 00:15:34,868 --> 00:15:36,603 I challenge you to a fight in the kennel. 443 00:15:36,736 --> 00:15:37,637 Doggy style. 444 00:15:37,771 --> 00:15:39,005 - And if you win-- - I will. 445 00:15:39,139 --> 00:15:40,740 I'll step down as your supervisor. 446 00:15:40,874 --> 00:15:42,175 - But if I win-- - Ha! 447 00:15:42,308 --> 00:15:44,644 You'll accept your role as my loyal underling. 448 00:15:44,778 --> 00:15:46,112 My forever lackey. 449 00:15:46,246 --> 00:15:48,014 - My biznotch. - You're on. 450 00:15:48,148 --> 00:15:50,016 I can't wait to tell your parents that their son's 451 00:15:50,150 --> 00:15:53,186 last word was biznotch. 452 00:15:55,321 --> 00:15:56,222 You know, I hate to say it, 453 00:15:56,389 --> 00:15:58,391 but this is what happens when men are in charge. 454 00:15:58,525 --> 00:16:00,060 A few ground rules. Taint's off limits. 455 00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:01,728 Unless it's a finishing move. 456 00:16:04,064 --> 00:16:05,632 - No, thanks. No. - That's not right. 457 00:16:07,334 --> 00:16:09,803 Oh, good. You found a way to make this even weirder. 458 00:16:09,936 --> 00:16:11,404 Oil wrestling's not weird. 459 00:16:11,538 --> 00:16:13,373 It's the national sport of Turkey. 460 00:16:16,443 --> 00:16:18,378 - [Victoria] Okay. - Oh, man. 461 00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:21,514 Hurry up. 462 00:16:23,917 --> 00:16:24,951 Let's go. 463 00:16:25,085 --> 00:16:26,286 All right. 464 00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:30,156 Cover your skin tags, T! That's an easy hold. 465 00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:32,025 Put that body on him, Frank. 466 00:16:33,093 --> 00:16:34,294 Try to get a grip. 467 00:16:35,061 --> 00:16:36,796 Get up in there. Yeah! 468 00:16:37,063 --> 00:16:38,798 Didn't expect all the sounds. 469 00:16:39,366 --> 00:16:40,166 Oh! 470 00:16:40,367 --> 00:16:41,935 [Shred] No, don't go into his guard, Frank. 471 00:16:42,068 --> 00:16:43,370 Kick out of it! 472 00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:45,372 - Where are we? - Flip him over! 473 00:16:46,239 --> 00:16:47,707 - Oh! - A hundred bucks 474 00:16:47,841 --> 00:16:49,576 the dumb one loses! 475 00:16:50,043 --> 00:16:51,111 [Roman laughs] 476 00:16:51,244 --> 00:16:52,645 Either way, I win. 477 00:16:52,779 --> 00:16:53,747 Oh, this? 478 00:16:54,014 --> 00:16:57,417 Just some thank you swag from the boys in blue and green. 479 00:16:57,684 --> 00:16:58,852 That should be my swag! 480 00:16:58,985 --> 00:17:00,253 [imitating] That should be my swag! 481 00:17:00,387 --> 00:17:01,287 - Finishing move! - Stop! 482 00:17:01,454 --> 00:17:04,224 Beating you idiots will be easier than I thought. 483 00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:06,459 We get it. You caught the bird. 484 00:17:06,593 --> 00:17:08,595 Now you gloat. Okay-- 485 00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:10,363 Time out! Time out. 486 00:17:10,497 --> 00:17:12,932 That's not all I caught. For I... 487 00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:16,536 snagged my very own city contract. 488 00:17:16,670 --> 00:17:17,604 What? 489 00:17:17,804 --> 00:17:20,874 With the stroke of my commemorative Sam Darnold pen, 490 00:17:21,007 --> 00:17:23,610 I now officially take over your friends 491 00:17:23,743 --> 00:17:24,878 at Precinct 17. 492 00:17:25,011 --> 00:17:28,481 We're in the middle of a very important oil wrestling match, 493 00:17:28,615 --> 00:17:31,718 and there's no way this city is gonna allow you to take over 494 00:17:31,851 --> 00:17:32,652 the whole east side. 495 00:17:32,786 --> 00:17:34,754 It's just a pilot program, but who knows? 496 00:17:34,888 --> 00:17:35,889 Pretty soon 497 00:17:36,089 --> 00:17:39,092 my company could take over all of Seattle Animal Control. 498 00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:40,226 I've had enough of you, Roman. 499 00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:41,895 Take your shirt off. It's go time. 500 00:17:42,028 --> 00:17:44,364 No can do, I'm allergic to most oils. 501 00:17:44,497 --> 00:17:45,265 And look at you. 502 00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:47,267 Just a bunch of Neanderthals. 503 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:50,270 But I'm taking Seattle into the future! 504 00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:53,606 Starting with my next post on Insta. 505 00:17:54,140 --> 00:17:56,443 [singing] Drone! 506 00:17:58,778 --> 00:18:00,113 Oh, my gosh. No photos. 507 00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:02,382 Daisy, get the catch pole. Get it. 508 00:18:03,717 --> 00:18:04,884 [laughing] 509 00:18:05,318 --> 00:18:06,886 Roman just keeps coming back. 510 00:18:07,153 --> 00:18:09,122 I'm glad I'm shirtless for this moment. 511 00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:10,890 It's too ominous for clothing. 512 00:18:11,024 --> 00:18:11,991 [laughing] 513 00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:13,526 Thank you for picking me up, babe. 514 00:18:13,660 --> 00:18:15,495 You're welcome, baby. 515 00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:16,529 Hey, I was, um, 516 00:18:16,730 --> 00:18:18,298 just going through the trash outside the precinct, 517 00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:20,867 and look what I found. 518 00:18:22,302 --> 00:18:25,171 I told the janitor to empty the garbage off site. 519 00:18:25,305 --> 00:18:26,106 Yeah, I mean, what's going on? 520 00:18:26,239 --> 00:18:27,941 Do you, like, hate my scones or something? 521 00:18:28,074 --> 00:18:29,309 - Be honest-- - Yes! Yes. 522 00:18:29,576 --> 00:18:32,045 Everybody. And I've seen Patel eat melted ice cream cake 523 00:18:32,178 --> 00:18:33,179 off of a picnic table. 524 00:18:33,313 --> 00:18:35,015 What do you mean, everyone does? 525 00:18:35,148 --> 00:18:36,783 That was, like, a rhetorical question. 526 00:18:36,916 --> 00:18:37,917 Why didn't you tell me? 527 00:18:38,051 --> 00:18:39,552 You were just so excited about baking. 528 00:18:39,686 --> 00:18:42,155 And I was happy you found something 'cause you were, like, 529 00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:44,224 really down when you first got suspended. 530 00:18:44,357 --> 00:18:45,725 Yeah, of course I was down. 531 00:18:45,859 --> 00:18:48,161 I mean, my job is, like, everything to me. 532 00:18:48,928 --> 00:18:50,296 Other than you. 533 00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:51,598 Okay. It felt like an add-on, 534 00:18:51,731 --> 00:18:53,500 but I know your career is very important. 535 00:18:57,037 --> 00:18:58,838 Don't cry. It's okay. 536 00:18:58,972 --> 00:19:00,040 You can take a baking course! 537 00:19:00,173 --> 00:19:01,741 I'm not crying about the stupid scones. 538 00:19:01,875 --> 00:19:05,612 I just, I feel, like, really lost right now. 539 00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:08,114 I don't know, I thought I could distract myself with a hobby, 540 00:19:08,248 --> 00:19:10,483 but apparently I've just weaponized baking. 541 00:19:10,617 --> 00:19:13,086 Hey, I hear that. But you're not lost right now. 542 00:19:13,219 --> 00:19:14,721 You're who you've always been. 543 00:19:15,188 --> 00:19:16,423 My lady. 544 00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:18,324 Who I'm crazy about. 545 00:19:18,792 --> 00:19:22,095 Okay? And you're gonna get your job back in, like, a month. 546 00:19:22,228 --> 00:19:23,563 Yeah, but what if I don't? 547 00:19:23,697 --> 00:19:24,597 You will! 548 00:19:24,698 --> 00:19:26,466 'Cause you're the most incredible boss ever. 549 00:19:26,599 --> 00:19:29,102 I don't know, you guys seem to be doing just fine without me. 550 00:19:29,235 --> 00:19:30,170 Are you serious? 551 00:19:30,337 --> 00:19:33,239 Do you know that Templeton oil wrestled Frank today? 552 00:19:33,373 --> 00:19:35,709 Roman Park started his own private animal control. 553 00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:37,077 Betty spaghetti! What? 554 00:19:37,210 --> 00:19:39,446 We are falling apart without you. 555 00:19:39,979 --> 00:19:40,814 Are you just saying that? 556 00:19:40,947 --> 00:19:42,649 'Cause I know you're a really good liar now. 557 00:19:42,782 --> 00:19:45,819 Lady at the DMV didn't even blink when I said I was 5'11". 558 00:19:45,952 --> 00:19:47,120 - 5'11" now, are we? - Mm-hmm. 559 00:19:47,253 --> 00:19:48,822 - Okay. Okay. - Mm-hmm. 560 00:19:52,225 --> 00:19:54,561 - When did you bite me? - I don't remember. 561 00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:55,729 Fog of war. 562 00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:56,796 Look... 563 00:19:57,063 --> 00:20:00,600 Roman may look like a breakfast cereal mascot, but... 564 00:20:00,734 --> 00:20:01,434 he's a real threat. 565 00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:03,603 In order to save the precinct... 566 00:20:04,270 --> 00:20:05,405 [swallows hard] 567 00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:07,140 Just choked back some bile. 568 00:20:07,407 --> 00:20:08,541 I think we... 569 00:20:08,675 --> 00:20:10,543 should set aside our professional, personal, 570 00:20:10,677 --> 00:20:13,913 and genetic differences and work together. 571 00:20:14,247 --> 00:20:15,081 I grudgingly agree, 572 00:20:15,215 --> 00:20:16,983 but you gotta give Daddy something first. 573 00:20:17,117 --> 00:20:18,151 [Frank gags] 574 00:20:18,284 --> 00:20:19,252 Just... bile again. 575 00:20:19,386 --> 00:20:21,187 No more mean-spirited pranks from you 576 00:20:21,321 --> 00:20:23,056 and your pack of yapping jackals. 577 00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,291 No more dumb uniform accessories, 578 00:20:25,425 --> 00:20:27,727 forced workouts, or unsolicited backrubs. 579 00:20:27,861 --> 00:20:28,762 Fine. 580 00:20:29,029 --> 00:20:30,330 We win this war... 581 00:20:30,463 --> 00:20:31,664 then we finish this fight. 582 00:20:31,798 --> 00:20:34,034 Looks like we've entered into a coalition 583 00:20:34,167 --> 00:20:35,869 of unpleasant necessity. 584 00:20:36,002 --> 00:20:37,270 That's a word-burger. 585 00:20:37,404 --> 00:20:38,805 Why don't we just call it a C.U.N.? 586 00:20:38,938 --> 00:20:39,739 - No! - You know what? 587 00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:41,875 The Coalition. We'll call it The Coalition. 588 00:20:43,176 --> 00:20:45,078 Okay. What do you... have... 589 00:20:45,211 --> 00:20:47,113 - Sorry. Still very slick. - Gross. 590 00:20:47,247 --> 00:20:50,417 I'm gonna go get that dish soap they use on the oil spill ducks. 591 00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:57,157 I don't know what's worse. 592 00:20:57,290 --> 00:20:58,625 The guy returning this super clingy pig 593 00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:00,093 or me having to look at that every day. 594 00:21:00,226 --> 00:21:03,063 [Patel] It's weird, his eyes are following me wherever I go. 595 00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:08,368 Hey. Pretty great, huh? 596 00:21:08,501 --> 00:21:12,238 Next time you look up at God, know that I'll be there 597 00:21:12,372 --> 00:21:13,740 stealing your prayers. 598 00:21:13,873 --> 00:21:15,875 Can't wait to see you covered in bird crap. 599 00:21:16,009 --> 00:21:18,845 Nah, I got some squeegee boys coming in once a week. 600 00:21:19,179 --> 00:21:21,214 Car? Peel out... 601 00:21:21,348 --> 00:21:24,317 at speed limit. [chuckles] 602 00:21:27,487 --> 00:21:29,456 Okay, everybody grab a rock. 603 00:21:29,589 --> 00:21:31,591 Yep. Fresh outta the oven. 604 00:21:34,494 --> 00:21:34,527 [Frank] Three, two, one!